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 | "As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" ? probably because it"s
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." | |
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Found in the topic God.
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| "I don"t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to
achieve it through not dying." | |
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Found in the topic Immortality.
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| "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an
evening with an insurance salesman?" | |
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Found in the topic Death.
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| "Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for
it." | |
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Found in the topic Nothing.
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| "It"s not that I"m afraid to die. I just don"t want to be there when
it happens." | |
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Found in the topic Afraid.
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| "His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly
developed moral bankruptcy." | |
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Found in the topic Insults.
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| "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." | |
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Found in the topic Love.
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| "To you I"m an atheist; to God, I"m the Loyal Opposition." | |
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Found in the topic Atheism.
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| "Of Masturbation:- Don"t knock it, it"s sex with someone you
love." | |
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Found in the topic Masturbation.
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| "There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." | |
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Found in the topic Bad.
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| "I was nauseous and tingly all over.... I was either in love or I had
smallpox." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented
out my room." | |
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Found in the topic Comedian.
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| "Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering ? and it"s all
over much too soon." | |
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Found in the topic Life.
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| "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught
in the roller of an electric typewriter?" | |
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Found in the topic Tongue.
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| "Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable." | |
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Found in the topic Worse.
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| "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make
you want to live to be a hundred." | |
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Found in the topic Age.
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| "Seventy percent of success in life is showing up." | |
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Found in the topic Success.
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| "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case,
I definitely overpaid for my carpet." | |
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Found in the topic Illusions.
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| "I am at two with nature." | |
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Found in the topic Nature.
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| "The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won?t get
much sleep." | |
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Found in the topic Sleep.
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