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 | "I"m not a member of any organized political party, I"m a
Democrat!" | |
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Found in the topic Democrat.
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| "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can"t it get us
out?" | |
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Found in the topic Stupidity.
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| "See what will happen if you don"t stop biting your
fingernails?" | |
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Found in the topic Children.
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| "I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only,
to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes
two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do
it." | |
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Found in the topic War.
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| "You can"t say civilization isn"t advancing: in every war they kill
you in a new way." | |
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Found in the topic Civilization.
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| "Don"t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold
it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don"t go up, don"t buy it." | |
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Found in the topic Stocks.
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| "An economist"s guess is liable to be as good as anybody
else"s." | |
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Found in the topic Economy.
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| "It"s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that
counts." | |
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Found in the topic Cost.
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| "If you can build a business up big enough, it"s respectable." | |
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Found in the topic Business.
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| "It"s a good thing we don"t get all the government we pay for." | |
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Found in the topic Government.
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| "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody
else." | |
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Found in the topic Humor.
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| "Buy land. They ain"t making any more of the stuff." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about
them." | |
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Found in the topic Gossip.
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| "Even if you are on the right track, you"ll get run over if you just
sit there." | |
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Found in the topic Decency.
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| "A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods
while the policeman searches you." | |
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Found in the topic Accomplices.
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| "The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All
he has to do is get up every morning and say, How"s the President?" | |
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Found in the topic Job.
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| "Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what"s going to
happen to us with both a Senate and a House?" | |
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Found in the topic Congress.
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| "We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can." | |
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Found in the topic Laugh.
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| "Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time
we have rushed through life trying to save." | |
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Found in the topic Haste.
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| "We"d all vote for the best man, but he"s never a candidate." | |
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Found in the topic Politics.
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