Victor Borge quotes and words of wisdom

"Humor is something that thrives between man"s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Found in the topic Humor.

"Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn"t."
Found in the topic Marriage.

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Found in the topic Distance.

"I know canned music makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?"
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
Found in the topic Music.

Interesting Quotes

We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.Haida Indian saying

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.George Bernard Shaw - Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)