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 | "Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically
moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.
This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting." | |
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Found in the topic Clothes.
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| "Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play
games." | |
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Found in the topic Computer.
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| "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general
public." | |
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Found in the topic Stupidity.
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| "There"s a fine line between participation and mockery." | |
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Found in the topic Genius.
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| "Remember there"s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act
creates a ripple with no logical end." | |
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Found in the topic Kindness.
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| "The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a
base ten counting system and likes round numbers." | |
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Found in the topic Universe.
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| "I"m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can"t
motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary
job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles." | |
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Found in the topic Convert.
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