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 | "Before I met my husband, I"d never fallen in love. I"d stepped in it
a few times." | |
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Found in the topic Love.
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| "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn?t
want him to." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." | |
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Found in the topic Dog.
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| "To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."" | |
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Found in the topic Man.
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| "Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"" | |
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Found in the topic Children.
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| "I love being married. It?s so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life." | |
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Found in the topic Marriage.
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| "Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My
mother cleans them." | |
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Found in the topic Classic.
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| "My husband gave me a necklace. It"s fake. I requested fake. Maybe
I"m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don"t want something around my
neck that"s worth more than my head." | |
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Found in the topic Fake.
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| "In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." | |
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Found in the topic Hollywood.
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| "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all
respect for humanity. That?s how rich I want to be." | |
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Found in the topic Money.
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