Ring Lardner quotes and words of wisdom

"The family you come from isn"t as important as the family you"re going to have."
Found in the topic Ancestors.

""Are you lost, daddy?" I asked tenderly. "Shut up," he explained."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"They gave each other a smile with a future in it."
Found in the topic Smile.

"He gave her a look you could have poured on a waffle."
Found in the topic Love.

"A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor."
Found in the topic Writing.

Interesting Quotes

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.Jay Leno - US comedian & television host (1950 - )

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.Carl Jung - Swiss psychologist (1875 - 1961)