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 | "I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I"ll never see a tree at all." | |
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Found in the topic Tree.
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| "Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the
immovable object and the irresistible force." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "Senescence begins And middle age ends, The day your descendents,
Outnumber your friends." | |
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Found in the topic Age.
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| "One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one?s
own kin and kith Were more fun to be with." | |
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Found in the topic Family.
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| "There are some people who are very resourceful At being remorseful,
And who apparently feel the best way to make friends Is to do something
terrible and then make amends." | |
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Found in the topic Remember.
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| "Children aren?t happy with nothing to ignore, And that?s what
parents were created for." | |
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Found in the topic Children.
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| "Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer" | |
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Found in the topic Bank.
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| "Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker." | |
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Found in the topic Alcohol.
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| "Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." | |
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Found in the topic Dog.
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| "There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all." | |
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Found in the topic Conscience.
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| "There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I?m afraid
it?s heading in the wrong direction." | |
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Found in the topic Progress.
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| "The turtle lives ?twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its
sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile." | |
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Found in the topic Sex.
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| "Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won?t buy, but
it?s very funny? Have you ever tried to buy them without money?" | |
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Found in the topic Money.
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| "Women would rather be right than reasonable." | |
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Found in the topic Woe.
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| "If you don"t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so
that you won"t have to work." | |
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Found in the topic Work.
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| "Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers
birthdays and the other never forgets them." | |
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Found in the topic Forget.
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| "Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them
something to ignore." | |
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Found in the topic Parents.
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