Lily Tomlin quotes and words of wisdom

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you"re still a rat."
Found in the topic Competence.

"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year?everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."
Found in the topic Cynic.

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
Found in the topic Self.

"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
Found in the topic Delusion.

"A sobering thought ? what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?"
Found in the topic Potential.

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It"s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
Found in the topic Ambition.

"Why is it when we talk to God, we"re said to be praying?but when God talks to us, we"re schizophrenic?"
Found in the topic God.

"We"re all in this alone."
Found in the topic Alone.

"For fast acting relief, try slowing down."
Found in the topic Health.

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
Found in the topic Goals.

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library."
Found in the topic Beauty.

Interesting Quotes

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.Arthur C. Clarke - English physicist & science fiction author (1917 - )

We was robbed!Joe Jacobs