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 | "If it weren?t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we?d
still be eating frozen radio dinners." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators
would be dead." | |
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Found in the topic Death.
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| "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover
Spam." | |
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Found in the topic Marriage.
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| "The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal
separation gives a husband time to hide his money." | |
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Found in the topic Divorce.
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| "Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone
who doesn"t grow up can be vice president." | |
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Found in the topic President.
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| "The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about
money." | |
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Found in the topic Money.
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