John Cleese quotes and words of wisdom

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
Found in the topic Business.

"I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that?s to get rid of all my other desires."
Found in the topic Desire.

"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?""
Found in the topic Fair.

Interesting Quotes

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.Arthur Schopenhauer - German philosopher (1788 - 1860)

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.Albert Schweitzer - French philosopher & physician (1875 - 1965)