Joan Rivers quotes and words of wisdom

"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
Found in the topic Strive.

"Oh, grow up!"
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes? and six months later you have to start all over again."
Found in the topic Housework.

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
Found in the topic Success.

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
Found in the topic Exercise.

"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly ? hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear."
Found in the topic Anger.

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
Found in the topic Birth.

Interesting Quotes

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.Douglas Adams - English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.Henry Louis Mencken