Jimmy Durante quotes and words of wisdom

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet "em on your way down."
Found in the topic Behavior.

"I once buried my nose in a book, but forgot which book I buried it in!"
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"I hate music, especially when it"s played."
Found in the topic Music.

Interesting Quotes

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Douglas Adams - English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.Timothy Leary - US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs (1920 - 1996)