Jay Leno quotes and words of wisdom

""I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard."
Found in the topic Man.

"If God doesn"t destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."
Found in the topic Apology.

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
Found in the topic Sports.

"You"re not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."
Found in the topic Alcohol.

"You can"t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."
Found in the topic Laugh.

Interesting Quotes

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Douglas Adams - English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.Carl Jung - Swiss psychologist (1875 - 1961)