Henry Louis Mencken quotes and words of wisdom

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
Found in the topic Cynic.

"Criticism is prejudice made plausible."
Found in the topic Prejudice.

"For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing."
Found in the topic Explain.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
Found in the topic Flag.

"Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian."
Found in the topic Music.

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
Found in the topic Delusion.

"All of the great patriots now engaged in edging and squirming their way toward the Presidency of the Republic run true to form. That is to say, they are all extremely wary, and all more or less palpable frauds. What they want, primarily, is the job; the necessary equipment of unescapable issues, immutable principles and soaring ideals can wait until it becomes more certain which way the mob will be whooping."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn"t know."
Found in the topic False.

"For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe.... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end."
Found in the topic Marriage.

"Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice."
Found in the topic Injustice.

"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
Found in the topic Republican.

"Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt."
Found in the topic Doubt.

"Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible."
Found in the topic Metaphysics.

"Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a moveable body."
Found in the topic Temptation.

"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is A tragedy, but that it is a bore."
Found in the topic Life.

"There are two times in every man"s life when he is thoroughly happy; just after he has met his first love and just after he has parted from his last one."
Found in the topic Happiness.

"Women hate revolutions and revolutionists. They like men who are docile, and well-regarded at the bank, and never late at meals."
Found in the topic Bank.

"Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses."
Found in the topic Democracy.

"Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods."
Found in the topic Sales.

"A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum."
Found in the topic Man.

Interesting Quotes

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.Henry Ford - US automobile industrialist (1863 - 1947)

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.A. A. Milne - English juvenile author (1882 - 1956)