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 | "I"ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn"t it." | |
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Found in the topic Time.
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| "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." | |
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Found in the topic Book.
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| "Military justice is to justice what military music is to
music." | |
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Found in the topic Military.
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| "A child of five would understand this. Send somebody to fetch a
child of five!" | |
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Found in the topic Understand.
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| "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the
set, I go into the other room and read a book." | |
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Found in the topic Television.
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| "We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter
stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife." | |
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Found in the topic Movies.
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| "Humor is reason gone mad." | |
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Found in the topic Humor.
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| "She got her good looks from her father - he"s a plastic
surgeon." | |
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Found in the topic Beauty.
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| "A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will
saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an
evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a
half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to
complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at
all." | |
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Found in the topic Idleness.
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| "I never forget a face but in your case, I?ll make an
exception." | |
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Found in the topic Face.
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| "Either he"s dead or my watch has stopped." | |
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Found in the topic Death.
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| "You"d better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can"t get a
taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that"s too soon, you can leave in a
minute and a huff." | |
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Found in the topic Cab.
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| "Those are my principles. If you don"t like them I have
others." | |
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Found in the topic Principle.
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| "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake
that, you"ve got it made." | |
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Found in the topic Fair.
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| "Wives are people who feel they don"t dance enough." | |
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Found in the topic Wife.
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| "Outside of a dog, a book is man"s best friend. Inside of a dog, it"s
too dark to read." | |
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Found in the topic Reactionaries.
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| "I wasn"t kissing her, I was just whispering in her mouth." | |
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Found in the topic Kissing.
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| "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." | |
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Found in the topic Politics.
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| "No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best
friend." | |
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Found in the topic Factory.
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