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 | "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a moron." | |
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Found in the topic Going.
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| "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire,
what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do
they?" | |
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Found in the topic Fight.
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| "Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of
the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." | |
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Found in the topic Weather.
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| "I"m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of
hell will break loose ... it"ll be much harder to detect." | |
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Found in the topic Hell.
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| "If you can"t beat them, arrange to have them beaten." | |
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Found in the topic Beauty.
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| "May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door." | |
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Found in the topic Evil.
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| "There"s no present. There"s only the immediate future and the recent
past." | |
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Found in the topic Present.
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| "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up
on the roof and gets stuck." | |
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Found in the topic Belief.
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