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 | "Don"t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." | |
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Found in the topic Bed.
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| "You can"t help getting older, but you don"t have to get old." | |
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Found in the topic Old.
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| "Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy
driving taxi cabs and cutting hair." | |
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Found in the topic Cab.
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| "I don"t believe in dying. It"s been done. I"m working on a new exit.
Besides, I can"t die now ? I"m booked." | |
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Found in the topic Belief.
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| "I look to the future because that"s where I"m going to spend the
rest of my life." | |
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Found in the topic Future.
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| "If I get big laughs, I"m a comedian. If I get little laughs, I"m a
humorist. If I get no laughs, I"m a singer." | |
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Found in the topic Humor.
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| "Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a
strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some
clothes, too." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "People are always asking me when I"m going to retire. Why should I?
I"ve got it two ways ? I"m still making movies, and I"m a senior citizen,
so I can see myself at half price." | |
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Found in the topic Movies.
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| "Retire? I"m going to stay in show business until I"m the only one
left." | |
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Found in the topic Retirement.
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| "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in
another city." | |
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Found in the topic Family.
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| "Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as
you do." | |
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Found in the topic Business.
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| "I"d rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in
something that I hate." | |
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Found in the topic Hate.
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| "Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can"t
wait to finish your breakfast. You can"t wait to do your exercises. You
can"t wait to get out ? and you can"t wait to come home, because the soup
is hot." | |
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Found in the topic Breakfast.
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| "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years." | |
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Found in the topic Insanity.
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| "By the time you"re eighty years old you"ve learned everything. You
only have to remember it." | |
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Found in the topic Learn.
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