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 | "Imitation is the sincerest form of television." | |
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Found in the topic Imitation.
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| "Committee ? a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a
group decide that nothing can be done." | |
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Found in the topic Committee.
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| "A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press
agent can do even better." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you
find yourself there." | |
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Found in the topic Places.
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| "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
annoy me." | |
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Found in the topic Exercise.
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| "California is a fine place to live ? if you happen to be an
orange." | |
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Found in the topic California.
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| "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and
quoted." | |
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Found in the topic Pun.
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| "You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel
of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a
producer"s heart." | |
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Found in the topic Hollywood.
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| "Television is a device that permits people who haven?t anything to
do to watch people who can?t do anything." | |
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Found in the topic Television.
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| "It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather
those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their
dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private
goals." | |
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Found in the topic Love.
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| "Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats;
then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure." | |
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Found in the topic Church.
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| "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well
known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." | |
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Found in the topic Celebrity.
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| "A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM
and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill
into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain
finished before lunch." | |
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Found in the topic Work.
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