Franklin Pierce Adams quotes and words of wisdom

"Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn"t get anyone else to listen to."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody."
Found in the topic Election.

"Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory."
Found in the topic Memory.

"There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."
Found in the topic Cigar.

"Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all."
Found in the topic Illusions.

"I find that a great part of the information I have, was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
Found in the topic Information.

"The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time."
Found in the topic Politics.

"The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He frivols through the livelong day, He knows not Poverty, her pinch. His lot seems light, his heart seems gay; He has a cinch. Yet though my lamp burns low and dim, Though I must slave for livelihood? Think you that I would change with him? You bet I would!"
Found in the topic Rich.

"The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary."
Found in the topic Fiction.

"These are the saddest of possible words, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Trio of Bear Cubs fleeter than birds, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble, Making a Giant hit into a double, Words that are weighty with nothing but trouble, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. This brief poem, immortalized the Chicago Cubs" double-play combination: Shortstop Joe Tinker, second baseman Johnny Evers, and first baseman Frank Chance."
Found in the topic Baseball.

"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."
Found in the topic Diversity.

"You never know what you can do without until you try. In Quotable Business, ed. Louis E. Boone, 1992."
Found in the topic Try.

Interesting Quotes

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.Malcom Forbes

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.W. Somerset Maugham - English dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)