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 | "Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news
is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk." | |
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Found in the topic News.
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| "Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both
unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat
something sweet and the feeling will pass." | |
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Found in the topic Art.
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| "My favorite animal is steak." | |
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Found in the topic Animals.
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| "Romantic love is mental illness. But it?s a pleasurable one. It?s a
drug. It distorts reality, and that?s the point of it. It would be
impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to
offer them a drink." | |
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Found in the topic Telephone.
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| "Life is something to do when you can"t get to sleep." | |
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Found in the topic Sleep.
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| "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." | |
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Found in the topic Dog.
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| "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying." | |
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Found in the topic Children.
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| "Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain
randomness." | |
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Found in the topic Religion.
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| "Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male
transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play
football." | |
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Found in the topic Football.
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| "Nothing succeeds like address." | |
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Found in the topic Success.
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| "Food is an important part of a balanced diet." | |
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Found in the topic Diet.
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