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 | "When humor goes, there goes civilization." | |
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Found in the topic Civilization.
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| "Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are
lonely." | |
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Found in the topic Dream.
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| "The grass is always greener over the septic tank." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." | |
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Found in the topic Doctor.
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| "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." | |
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Found in the topic Automobiles.
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| "It goes without saying that you should never have more children than
you have car windows." | |
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Found in the topic Children.
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| "I am not a glutton ? I am an explorer of food." | |
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Found in the topic Food.
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| "As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I
honestly do not know how old I am." | |
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Found in the topic Age.
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| "Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the "Titanic" who
waved off the dessert cart." | |
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Found in the topic Diet.
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| "You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family.
Families aren"t dying. They"re merging into big conglomerates." | |
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Found in the topic Family.
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| "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be
declared legally brain dead." | |
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Found in the topic Football.
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| "We"ve got a generation now who were born with semi-equality. They
don"t know how it was before, so they think, this isn"t too bad. We"re
working. We have our attaché cases and our three piece suits. I get very
disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass,
and they are just sitting there. They don"t realize it can be taken away.
Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the
battle." | |
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Found in the topic Epithet.
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| "Don"t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the
other." | |
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Found in the topic Confuse.
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