Elayne Boosler quotes and words of wisdom

"A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Found in the topic Morality.

"I"m just a person trapped inside a woman"s body."
Found in the topic Woe.

Interesting Quotes

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.Arthur Ashe

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.Martin Mull - US comedian and actor (1943 - )