Earl Wilson quotes and words of wisdom

"How you use today will determine how tomorrow uses you."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"To sell something, tell a woman it"s a bargain; tell a man it"s deductible."
Found in the topic Sales.

"Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn"t be done."
Found in the topic Embarrass.

"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn"t happen."
Found in the topic Easy.

"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."
Found in the topic Money.

"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Found in the topic Experience.

"Isn"t it a shame that future generations can"t be here to see all the wonderful things we"re doing with their money?"
Found in the topic Future.

"Poise: The ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously."
Found in the topic Calm.

"If you think nobody cares if you"re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Found in the topic Automobiles.

"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
Found in the topic Adolescence.

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
Found in the topic Success.

"Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty."
Found in the topic Whisper.

Interesting Quotes

Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.Ben Bova

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Groucho Marx - US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)