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 | "A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
successes." | |
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Found in the topic Friendship.
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| "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." | |
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Found in the topic Computer.
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| "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none." | |
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Found in the topic Age.
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| "The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to
others." | |
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Found in the topic Unsorted.
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| "A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear
conscience." | |
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Found in the topic Memory.
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| "Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have
teenagers of their own." | |
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Found in the topic Children.
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| "Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility
for our shortcomings." | |
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Found in the topic Ancestors.
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| "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it
would probably be Labor Day weekend." | |
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Found in the topic Automobiles.
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| "Some of the world"s greatest feats were accomplished by people not
smart enought to know they were impossible." | |
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Found in the topic Impossible.
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| "Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of
slush." | |
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Found in the topic Spring.
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| "The reason people blame things on previous generations is that
there"s only one other choice." | |
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Found in the topic Responsibility.
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| "The trouble with learning from experience is that you never
graduate." | |
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Found in the topic Experience.
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| "The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while
they snub contentment." | |
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Found in the topic Content.
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| "To err is human; to admit it, superhuman." | |
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Found in the topic Error.
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| "Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your
regular duties." | |
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Found in the topic Accomplishment.
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| "If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there"d be a shortage of fishing poles." | |
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Found in the topic Fish.
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| "Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be
better to change the locks." | |
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Found in the topic Politics.
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| "The cat could very well be man"s best friend but would never stoop
to admitting it." | |
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Found in the topic Cat.
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