Dick Clark quotes and words of wisdom

"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
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Interesting Quotes

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.Norman Brenner

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Groucho Marx - US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)