Ambrose Bierce quotes and words of wisdom

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
Found in the topic Delusion.

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
Found in the topic Conceit.

"The covers of this book are too far apart."
Found in the topic Book.

"Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
Found in the topic Religion.

"Academy: A modern school where football is taught."
Found in the topic School.

"Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization."
Found in the topic Invention.

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
Found in the topic Telephone.

"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling."
Found in the topic Business.

"Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility."
Found in the topic Profit.

"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."
Found in the topic Photography.

"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
Found in the topic Art.

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
Found in the topic Anger.

"There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy."
Found in the topic Unsorted.

"Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious."
Found in the topic Learn.

"Education, n.: That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
Found in the topic Disguise.

Interesting Quotes

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.Scott Adams - US cartoonist (1957 - )

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.George Santayana - US (Spanish-born) philosopher (1863 - 1952)

  

Who is Ambrose Bierce?

Ambrose Bierce was born in Meigs County, Ohio, on 24th June, 1842. He was a printer's apprentice but influenced by his uncle, Lucius Bierce, became a strong opponent of slavery.

On the outbreak of the Civil War Lucius Bierce organized and equipped two companies of marines. Bierce joined one of these on 19th April, 1861, and two months later became part of the invasion force led by George McClellan in West Virginia.

On 6th April, 1862, Albert S. Johnson and Pierre T. Beauregard and 55,000 members of the Confederate Army attacked Grant's army near Shiloh Church, in Hardin, Tennessee. Taken by surprise, Grant's army suffered heavy losses. Bierce was a member of the force led by General Don Carlos Buell that forced the Confederate to retreat. Bierce was deeply shocked by what he saw at Shiloh and after the war wrote several short stories based on this experience.

Bierce was promoted to the rank of second lieutenant in November, 1862. Two months later he fought at Murfreesboro where he saved the life of his commanding officer, Major Braden, by carrying his to safety and he had been seriously wounded in the fighting.

In February, 1862 Bierce was commissioned first lieutenant of Company C of the Ninth Indiana. He fought at Chickamuga (September, 1863) under General William Hazen. The sight of so many senior officers, including William Rosecrans, fleeing from the battlefield, deeply shocked Bierce. It is said that Bierce's idealism died that day and was replaced by cynicism. He later wrote that during the war he entered "a world of fools and rogues, blind with superstition, tormented with envy, consumed with vanity, selfish, false, cruel, cursed with illusions - frothing mad!"

Bierce served under General William Sherman during his Atlanta Campaign. At Resaca on 14th May, 1864, Bierce's close friend, Lieutenant Brayle was killed. Two weeks later his regiment suffered heavy losses when attacked by General Joseph Johnson at Pickett's Mill. Bierce was badly wounded at Kennesaw Mountain when he was shot in the head by a musket ball on 23rd June.

After being treated in hospital he returned to the front-line on 30th September, 1864. The injury caused him long-term problems for the rest of his life. He later wrote: "for many years afterward, subject to fits of fainting, sometimes without assignable immediate cause, but mostly when suffering from exposure, excitement or excessive fatigue."

After the war Bierce went to California where he became a journalist working for the Overland Monthly. He travelled to England in 1872 and worked for humorous magazines in London such as Figaro and Fun. Bierce returned to the United States in 1875 and over the next twelve years he contributed to a wide variety of different journals.

In March, 1887, William Randolph Hearst, recruited Bierce to write a regular humorous article for his San Francisco Examiner. The articles were a great success and Hearst was soon paying Bierce $100 a week to retain his services.

Bierce held strong opinions and was especially critical of social reformers and liberal politicians. He advocated "a vigilant censorship of the press, a firm hand upon the church, keen supervision of public meetings and public amusements, command of the railroads, telegraph and all means of communications" in order to stop the growth of socialism.

In 1891 he published a book of short-stories about the Civil War, Tales of Soldiers and Civilians (later revised and republished as In the Midst of Life). Bierce followed this with Can Such Things Be? (1893), Fantastic Fables (1899) and Shapes of Clay (1903). In 1906 Bierce published The Cynic's Word Book (reissued in 1911 as The Devil's Dictionary).