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 | "A virtuous wife is a man"s best treasure." |  |
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Prophet Muhammad
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 | "An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband." |  |
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Booth Tarkington
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 | "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." |  |
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David Bissonette
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 | "I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." |  |
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Woody Allen
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 | "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a
brawling woman in a wide house." |  |
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The Bible
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 | "Man may escape from rope and gun; Nay, some have outlived the
doctor"s pill: Who takes a woman must be undone, That basilisk is sure to
kill. The fly that sips treacle is lost in the sweets, So he that tastes
woman, woman, woman, He that tastes woman, ruin meets." |  |
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John Gay
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 | "Second Witch By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way
comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!" |  |
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William Shakespeare
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 | "Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at
first." |  |
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Billy Sunday
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 | "Wives are people who feel they don"t dance enough." |  |
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Groucho Marx
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 | "You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair
wife without danger of horns." |  |
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Benjamin Franklin
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