Insults quotes and words of wisdom

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
Louis Nizer


"Calumnies are answered best with silence."
Ben Jonson


"Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river."
Proverb


"Don"t be so humble ? you are not that great."
Golda Meir


"He looks as though he"s been weaned on a pickle."
Alice Lee Roosevelt Longworth


"He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop."
Sydney Smith


"He would make a lovely corpse."
Charles Dickens


"Hemingway was a jerk."
Harold Robbins


"Her only flair is in her nostrils."
Pauline Kael


"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
Woody Allen


"I don"t have to have faith. I have experience."
Joseph Campbell


"I"ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn"t it."
Groucho Marx


"It is not he who gives abuse that affronts, but the view that we take of it as insulting; so that when one provokes you it is your own opinion which is provoking."
Epictetus


"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."
Cordell Hull


"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Jane Austen


"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book ? I"ll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas


"There"s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won"t aggravate."
Unknown


"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
Aristophanes


Interesting Quotes

He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end.Harry Emerson Fosdick - US clergyman (1878 - 1969)

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.George Meredith - English novelist & poet (1828 - 1909)