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 | "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight
Protestants, today it?s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." | |
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Dave Barry
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| "By the time you get to your ball, if you don"t know what to do with
it, try another sport." | |
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Julius Boros
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| "Concentrate, play your game, and don"t be afraid to win." | |
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Amy Strum Alcott
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| "Golf is a good walk spoiled." | |
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Mark Twain
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| "Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out
in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you
around." | |
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Rick Reilly
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| "Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don"t take it
seriously, it"s no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don"t break your
heart, but flirt with the possibility." | |
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Louise Suggs
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| "I don"t like you, Sabidius, I can"t say why; But I can say this: I
don"t like you, Sabidius" | |
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
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| "I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting
paid for doing what you love." | |
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Tiger Woods
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| "I play in the low 80"s. If it"s any hotter than that, I won"t
play." | |
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Joe E. Louis
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| "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of
lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." | |
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Lee Trevino
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| "It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke
at a time. But it took me many years to realize it." | |
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Bobby Jones
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| "It"s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring,
when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the
afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains comes, it
stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone." | |
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A Bartlett Giamatti
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| "Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you"re
dead." | |
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Tommy Bolt
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| "Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I"ll show you a man
who can"t get his pants on." | |
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Joe E. Lewis
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| "Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I"ll show you a man
who can"t put his pants on." | |
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Arthur K. Watson
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| "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and
hit it with the shadow." | |
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Sam Snead
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| "When it"s breezy, hit it easy." | |
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Davis Love Jr.
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