German quotes and words of wisdom

"But I don"t like Spam!!!!"
Monty Python


"I don"t like that man. I must get to know him better."
Abraham Lincoln


"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."
Bette Midler


"In my house there"s this light switch that doesn"t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out""
Steven Wright


"Let us put Germany, so to speak in the saddle, you will see that she can ride."
Otto von Bismarck


Interesting Quotes

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.Andre Gide - French critic, essayist, & novelist (1869 - 1951)

Where facts are few, experts are many.Donald R. Gannon