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yours." | |
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Yogi Berra
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| "If you can"t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people." | |
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Bobby Slayton
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| "If you never have, you should. These things are fun, and fun is
good." | |
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Dr. Seuss
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| "It"s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get." | |
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Arnold Palmer
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| "It"s hard to be funny when you have to be clean." | |
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Mae West
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| "MAUSOLEUM, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich." | |
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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| "Most of the time I don"t have much fun. The rest of the time I don"t
have any fun at all." | |
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Woody Allen
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| "Not by lamentations and mournful chants ought we to celebrate the
funeral of a good man, but by hymns; for, ion ceasing to be numbered with
mortals, he enters upon the heritage of a diviner life. Since he is gone
where he feels no pain, let us not indulge in too much grief. The soul is
incapable of death. And he, like a bird not long enough in his cage to
become attached to it, is free to fly away to a purer air.... Since we
cherish a trust like this, let our outward actions be in accord with it,
and let us keep our hearts pure and our minds calm." | |
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Plutarch
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| "She"s a nut." | |
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Proverb
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| "The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised ? to
notice that there is something funny going on." | |
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David Gelernter
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| "The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You
develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." | |
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Elaine Agather
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| "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
the most new discoveries, is not "Eureka!"(I found it!) but "hmmm ...
That?s funny...."" | |
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Isaac Asimov
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| "There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy,
and not very incriminating." | |
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Alfred Hitchcock
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| "When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth." | |
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George Bernard Shaw
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| "Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is
because we are not the person involved." | |
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Mark Twain
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