Engineer quotes and words of wisdom

"Be England what she will, With all her faults she is my country still."
Charles Churchill


"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
The Bible


"Climate helps to shape the character of peoples, certainly no people more than the English. The uncertainty of their climate has helped to make the English, a long-suffering, phlegmatic, patient people rather insensitive to surprise, stoical against storms,. slightly incredulous at every appearance of the sun, touched by the lyrical gratitude of someone who expects nothing and suddenly receives more than he dreamed."
Herbert Ernest Bates


"England is a paradise for women and hell for horses; Italy a paradise for horses, hell for women...."
Robert Burton


"England is the paradise of women, the purgatory of men, and the hell of horses."
John Florio


"England, with all thy faults I love thee still, My country!"
William Cowper


"English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it"s good enough for the children of Texas."
Miriam ``Ma"" Ferguson


"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?"
Clarence Seward Darrow


"Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth."
Calvin Trillin


"Great Britain has lost an Empire and has not yet found a role."
Dean Acheson


"I find the Englishman to be him of all men who stands firmest in his shoes. They have in themselves what they value in their horses, mettle and bottom. mettle: spirited bottom: capacity to endure strain"
Ralph Waldo Emerson


"I find the Englishman to be him of all men who stands firmest in his shoes."
Douglas Jerrold


"In England we have come to rely upon a comfortable time lag of fifty years or a century intervening between the perception that something ought to be done and a serious attempt to do it."
Herbert George Wells


"In total desperation, I called over to the engineering building, and I said, "Please cut off a nanosecond and send it over to me.""
Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper


"London, that great cesspool into which all the loungers of the Empire are irresistibly drained."
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


"No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."
Dr. Samuel Johnson


"Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made By singing "Oh how wonderful" and sitting in the shade, While better men than we go out, and start their working lives By grubbing weeds from garden paths with broken dinner knives."
Rudyard Kipling


"The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes."
Sir Thomas Beecham


"The English summer: three fine days and a thunderstorm."
Proverb


"The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn"t sex but something else."
James Agate


"The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose."
Sir Alan Patrick Herbert


"The future of the aircraft industry is still the responsibility of the engineer. Money alone never did and never will create anything."
Unknown


"The ingrained idea that, because there is no king and they despise titles, the Americans are a free people is pathetically untrue.... There is a perpetual interference with personal liberty over there that would not be tolerated in England for a week."
Margot Tennant Asquith


"The maxim of the British people is "Business as usual.""
Sir Winston Churchill


"The two most beautiful words in the English language are "check enclosed.""
Dorothy Parker


"There are many religions, but there is only one morality."
John Ruskin


"There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles."
George Bernard Shaw


"There is only one nature ? the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole."
Bill Wulf


"Those comfortably padded lunatic asylums which are known, euphemistically, as the stately homes of England."
Virginia Woolf


"We must be free or die who speak the tongue That Shakespeare spake, the faith and morals hold Which Milton held."
William Wordsworth


"When I was research head of General Motors and wanted a problem solved, I"d place a table outside the meeting room with a sign: "Leave slide rules here." If I didn"t do that, I"d find someone reaching for his slide rule. Then he"d be on his feet saying, "Boss, you can"t do it.""
Charles Franklin Kettering


Interesting Quotes

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.Harlan Ellison - US science fiction author & screenwriter (1934 - )

The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make ourselves responsible for that future.Gifford Pinchot