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 | "A woman is like an elephant - I like to look at "em, but I wouldn"t
want to own one." | |
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W. C. Fields
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| "An elephant is a mouse with an operating system." | |
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| "PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him
in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For
purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk." | |
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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| "They couldn"t hit an elephant at this dist.... Killed in battle
during US Civil War." | |
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General John B. Sedgwick
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| "When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to
run away, it is best to let him run." | |
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Abraham Lincoln
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| "Women and elephants never forget an injury." | |
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Reginald
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