Doctor quotes and words of wisdom

"A doctor"s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care."
George Bernard Shaw


"Even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week."
Robert Louis Stevenson


"God heals and the doctor takes the fee."
Benjamin Franklin


"I have two doctors, my left leg and my right."
G. M. Trevelyan


"Lately was Diaulus a doctor, now he is an undertaker, What the undertaker now does the doctor too did before."
Martial


"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles


"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck


"One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."
Alice Jones


"Physician, heal thyself."
The Bible


"Physicians mend or end us; But though in health we sneer, when sick we call them to attend us, without the least propensity to jeer."
Lord George Gordon Byron


"PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician"s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient."
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce


"The best doctor is the one you run for and can"t find."
Denis Diderot


"The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet. and Doctor Merryman."
Jonathan Swift


"The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up."
Minnie Pearl


"There can be no economy where there is no efficiency."
Benjamin Disraeli


"Where there is no rapport there is no sale. Enrolling people in your product or service is the same as enrolling them in you."
Proverb


"Where there is no struggle, there is no strength."
Oprah Winfrey


"Where there is no vision, there is no hope."
Dr. George Washington Carver


Interesting Quotes

The three fundamental Rules of Robotics...One: a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm...Two:..a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law...Three: a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Laws.Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.John F Kennedy