Comedian quotes and words of wisdom

"There"s no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Will Rogers


"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Woody Allen


Interesting Quotes

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.Mahatma Gandhi - Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.Leo Rosten - US (Polish-born) author (1908 - )