Car quotes and words of wisdom |  | "I couldn"t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." | |  | Steven Wright
| | | "People are broad-minded. They"ll accept the fact that a person can
be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but
if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him." | | | Art Buchwald
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Interesting Quotes
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Douglas Adams - English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.Franklin P Jones
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