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 | "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain." | |
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Mark Twain
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| "Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer" | |
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Ogden Nash
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| "Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing
armies." | |
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Thomas Jefferson
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| "Bankrupt of life, yet prodigal of ease." | |
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John Dryden
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| "Except for con men borrowing money they shouldn"t get and widows
visiting handsome young men in the trust department, no sane person ever
enjoys visiting a bank." | |
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Martin Mayer
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| "He can who thinks he can, and he can"t who thinks he can"t. This is
an inexorable, indisputable law." | |
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Orison Swett Marden
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| "I cried all the way to the bank." | |
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Wlaziu Valentino Liberace
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| "I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don"t have that much
time." | |
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Steven Wright
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| "If you owe the bank $100 that"s your problem. If you owe the bank
$100 million, that"s the bank"s problem." | |
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J. Paul Getty
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| "People are always making rules for themselves and always finding
loop-holes." | |
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William Rotsler
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| "Women hate revolutions and revolutionists. They like men who are
docile, and well-regarded at the bank, and never late at meals." | |
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Henry Louis Mencken
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