Astrology quotes and words of wisdom

"Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another."
Plato


"Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology."
Dame Rebecca West


"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let"s say you"re an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he"s not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.""
Jack Handey


"I have been told that one of the reasons the astronomers of the world cooperate is the fact that there is no one nation from which the entire sphere of the sky can be seen. Perhaps there is in that fact a parable for national statesmen, whose political horizons are all too often limited by national horizons."
Adlai Ewing Stevenson


"RESPONSIBILITY, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one"s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star."
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce


"The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, But in ourselves if we are underlings."
William Shakespeare


"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."
John Kenneth Galbraith


"When I heard the learn"d astronomer, When the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me, When I was shown the charts and diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them, When I sitting heard the astronomer where he lectured with much applause in the lecture room, How soon unaccountable I became tired and sick, Till rising and gliding out I wander"d off by myself, In the mystical moist night-air, and from time to time, Look"d up in perfect silence at the stars."
Walt Whitman


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