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 | "Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark
terror." | |
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Al Boliska
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| "Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into
a mountain in a fog. But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than
in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life
so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better
way to die?" | |
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Charles A. Lindbergh, Jr.
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| "Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand
feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which
involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should
not be encouraged, their fantasies" | |
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Cynthia Heimel
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| "It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot
pregnant." | |
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Richard J. Ferris
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| "It"s no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As
pretty as an airport" appear." | |
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Douglas Noel Adams
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| "Some day my ship will come in, and with my luck I"ll be at the
airport." | |
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Unknown
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| "Superman don"t need no seat belt. [Comment to flight attendant, who
replied, "Superman don"t need no airplane, either."]" | |
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Muhammad Ali
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| "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are
composed entirely of lost airline luggage." | |
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Mark Russell
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| "Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people
we"ve been bombing over the years been complaining?" | |
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George Corley Wallace
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