Agriculture quotes and words of wisdom

"A cow is a very good animal in the field; but we turn her out of a garden."
Dr. Samuel Johnson


"A farmer purchased an old, run?down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man"s work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!" A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it"s a completely different place. The farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well?fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!""
Unknown


"Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest."
Douglas Jerrold


"Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start."
Edgar Watson "Ed" Howe


"Farming is among the top ten most dangerous occupations. More than 1000 individuals lose their lives each year due to farm accidents. In 1995, there were 130,000 agricultural workers injured, and approximately half of these injuries were permanent."
Stanley Wise


"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you"re a thousand miles from the corn field."
General Dwight David Eisenhower


"I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red damn tomatoes such as you can"t get in the stores. And potatoes, beans, lettuce, collards, onions, squash, cauliflower, eggplant, carrots, peppers. Dirt in you own backyard, producing things you eat. Makes you wonder."
Roy Blount, Jr.


"No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem."
Booker T. Washington


"Were we directed from Washington when to sow, & when to reap, we should soon want bread."
Thomas Jefferson


"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
Charles Dudley Warner


"When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers therefore are the founders of human civilization."
Daniel Webster


"Whoever bringeth the dead land to life; that is cultivateth waste land, for him is reward therein."
Prophet Muhammad


Interesting Quotes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.Samuel Goldwyn - US (Polish-born) movie producer (1882 - 1974)

We was robbed!Joe Jacobs